Wednesday 1 August 2007

Album Review: Kula Shaker, Strangefolk

2007 is the year of the comeback. From The Verve to The Spice Girls, there’s millions of rose-tinted rupees to be had. A quick tour, a new album, a book about the bust-ups and that’s a few million quid in the bank for every member, even the drummer. You can imagine the record label meetings, hear the applause and smell the cigars. It’s an offer they couldn’t refuse.

Sneaking in the back door of the reformation round table summit, like parents gate crashing their own kids’ house party, are Kula Shaker. Kula Shaker are best known for singing songs about Indian deities, covering Deep Purple and admitting to the NME that they’d love to have flaming swastikas on stage. 1996 album ‘K’ was a huge hit along with breakthrough single Tattva. Their sitar embossed indie anthems were good enough for everyone to ignore the fact that front man Crispian Mills was the nineties equivalent of Johnny Borrell – a self obsessed fool who would cry if you laughed at his jacket made from a magical flying carpet.

Nothing much has changed. “I’m a dic, a dic” sings Crispian on ‘Great Dictator (Of The Free World)’ before finishing the lyric: “I’m a dictator of the free world”. Pompous to the point of self combustion, the title track sees Crispian burbling about internet pornography and stealing Stephen Hawking’s voice box in an attempt to mimic Radiohead’s spooky classic ‘Fitter Happier’. Then it’s back to business as usual. Huge organs, fringe swinging choir boy cock rock and Indian chants are locked in place to keep fans happy but they’re as stale and rank as an ancient onion bhaje. ‘Shadowlands’ is a cringe worthy ballad about birth stars that sounds so terrible, you’ll wonder why Crispian didn’t pack this in and speak with Andrew Lloyd Webber about auditioning for the role of Joseph.

EXTRA: Just in case you didn't believe that Crispian still likes to dress up as a fool, look at these pics from a recent music video. We like the panda costume best.

Hear the new tracks here.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahah, what tits! I did love K though...

Anonymous said...

WORST TASTE IN MUSIC EVER.

WORST BLOG EVER.

Anonymous said...

What are you on about? Shadowlands is beautiful!

Perhaps you'd better stick to the Cheeky Girls....

Anonymous said...

YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT GOOD MUSIC!
STRANGEFOLK IS GREAT!!!!

Anonymous said...

Was hoping to find a credible review of this album here..

Ah well, guess that is what you get when coming to a two bit blog with some drunken old fool who things he knows good music.

As someone else said, stick to the Cheeky Girls..

Anonymous said...

You suck. And thats not a panda you fucking retard.

Anonymous said...

its a mint album. your review means nothing. how did you get a job reviewing music. you create lies and spread them like aids

Anonymous said...

Some really mature responses from the Kula Shaker fans there...

I've listened to the album and while I quite like what I've heard, it seems utterly pointless to criticise you for not falling head-over-heels in love with it.

Will people please stop taking reviews as personal affronts, rather than as the subjective opinion pieces that they are?

Anonymous said...

I also think you should stick to the cheeky girls. And it's a giant bunny rabbit costume not a panda you thick twat! I can't believe you can't tell the difference between a rabbit and a panda. I think you should go and see a doctor too as your brain doesn't seem to be linked to your ears correctly. The sound you are hearing must be coming from your own mind or something.

Anonymous said...

Another review by someone who claims to know something about music and be able to write. Sorry, but your career in music journalism won't get past this shoddy blog.
Reviewer rating: 0/10

Anonymous said...

You Sir,are a dick!Its a well above average comeback!

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