The residents of Weston-Super-Mare flocked to see Amerie shake her ass and Mark Ronson ponce about with hilariously shit Morrissey impersantor Daniel Merriweather on vocal duties. Mika sang some songs about having fun and liking fat girls. Best of all were Girls Aloud and Dizzee Rascal. But enough of that, look at this...
That's one of Amerie's dancers, having a thong malfunction...
That's Amerie's dancers, squatting in nappies and er, touching the sky.
That's Mika, singing about how fat people are beautiful, while dry humping a moose. Mika weighs 7 stone and actually likes men. If the people of Weston-Super-Mare had access to the internet and had known this in advance, Mika might have been sent to the local church, jail and then tortured by the mayor.
That's Daniel Merriweather who helps Mark Ronson cover Morrissey's Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before. He jumps around and does lot's of hip-hop gestures in a bid to jazz up Morrissey for the people who have mistaken him for Shakin' Stevens. Still, at least he's made an effort to wear a Morrissey style hearing aid, circa Top of The Pops, 1986.
Natasha Beddingfield was meant to speak about her performance, but instead decided to talk about recently holding hands with F1 hero Lewis Hamilton. She admitted that they shared a limo but denied any sex had occurred, while frantically wanking an invisible penis every time his name was mentioned.
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